Hands in the Hair

I get such a kick out of Engrish on Asian-made products, such as this bootleg DVD of the film Hands in the Hair.

The byline reads: "Why men don't ever get to the point"

Engrish synopsis from back cover (spoiler alert!):

Aini has been a beautiful lady in Shangbai. When time passes, she is getting old and her properties are her husband, children and a dilapidated house only. Hwa's salon become a shell for her. Hwa has been Aim's stylist for ten years, and an intimate relationship is developed between them. Hwa's salon is going to close down, and makes Aini feels worrying. The colosing fo the salon shall represent and end of their relationship but desire among them is releasing and grpwing. Just like a final answer of their releationshiop, they bave the first but also the last sex in the vacant salon.

I hope the subtitles are in Engrish too!